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Bikes and Birthdays in Sweden

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My trusty "Made in Sweden" bicycle...The color makes it easy to find in a bike stand full of bikes.

 

I love how so many people use bicycles in Sweden as a central form of transportation. Although I have always owned a bike, I can’t say that I have ever used it seriously as transportation. Now that I have moved to Sweden and don’t own a car, I am even more interested in this bike-riding culture.

I recently inherited (well, long term borrowed) an old 3-speed bike from my friends. They had an extra bike that used to belong to Helen’s mother who is now an old person’s home. It’s a women’s bike, bright orange with a rack on the back. It’s the kind of bike that I wouldn’t have been caught dead riding back home in Northern California where everyone rides a souped-up mountain bike even if they are just going on asphalt to the local 7-11. But this bike is perfect. It has the requisite bell for letting people know you are approaching from behind on the bike/walking path. It has a sticker that says it was made in Sweden and is of “Sweden quality.” You don’t get too many things that say that, it’s more likely to say it was “designed in Sweden” which means it was made somewhere else. The bike has a full chain guard and long tire fenders—perfect for when protecting pant legs from chain grease and muddy conditions.

I filled the neglected bike’s tires, oiled the chain, tightened the gear changer on the handlebars, and adjusted the chain guard so it would stop rubbing against one pedal. Then I took her for a spin. Not bad for an old lady’s bike. Not bad for an old lady. I was ready to ride to Uppsala for Walpurgis (Valborgsmässoafton).

But no sooner did I get the bike all ready for my trip to Uppsala, then I read that more bikes are stolen in the Spring in Sweden than any other time of the year. Last year, 65, 000 people in Sweden reported a stolen bicycle. And the day that the most bikes are stolen is on Walpurgis when there are twice as many bicycle theft as any other day.

Oh no! I can’t get my friend’s mother’s bike stolen! The good news is that bicycle thefts actually decreased during the last ten years, according to 8 Sidor (25 april 2012)

And since we’re on the subject of statistics in Sweden, 8 Sidor had some more interesting facts and figures this week as well. Did you know that the 15th of April is currently Sweden’s most common birth day? In other words, more Swedes are born on this day than any other. Second place goes to the 22nd of March and the 10th of April. When I mentioned these statistics over lunch at work, all my Swedish peers knowingly nodded and said something along the lines of, “Well March 22 is obviously a Mid-Summer celebration thing and the other dates are due to summer holidays.”

But this does not explain why it appears that in the future,  summer will have the most Swedish birthdays instead of Spring. Throughout the 2000s, the most Swedish children were born in July. Last year, according to 8 Sidor, the most children were born on the 8th of June.

Hmmmm…wonder how they’ll explain that away at work?

“10-voice Blow to the Body,” “Armed Horse” and Other Interesting Uppsala Police Reports

Swedish police car

...About to respond to an armed horse call...Photo by: Riggwelter (CC BY 3.0)

 

I have always loved reading the police reports in small town newspapers. It’s simply great reading. It gives you a sense of what’s going on around you–the stuff that you might not otherwise know about. Recently I stumbled across the police report in an Uppsala newspaper called, well, “The Uppsala Newspaper (Uppsala Tidningen). There I read my first Swedish police report in the April 26-May 3, 2012 edition. At first I thought I would tell you about it, or maybe translate some of the text and fix the Google translation. But you know what? This stuff is even better with the crazy Google translation. So, here it is, almost in its entirety (some repetitive shoplifting removed), including some hilarious translation…*

*Yes, there are real victims in these reports. My heart goes out to them. Read more » >>

Doing Business with Swedes

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You don't actually have to wear a hazmat suit to do business with Swedes...Photo by: Melker Dahlstrand/imagebank.sweden.se

 

A co-worker recently loaned me a book called “Swedes as Others See Them.” The book was first published in English in 1981 and was last updated in 1991 so it is 21 years old. It’s a quick read and I found it limited but interesting.

Next, I am thinking of reading a book called “Modern Day Vikings: A Practical Guide to Interacting with the Swedes” which was recommended at the AWC meeting I attended recently. (Read more about that here.) But since my turn doing this blog will soon be at an end, I thought I had better write about this subject in case I don’t get to that book right away.

The first edition of “Swedes as Others See Them” sold over 40,000 copies which is a large amount for such a niche book. The book is ostensibly written for business people who work cross-culturally—Swedes working with foreign cultures and foreign cultures working with Swedes. It’s not so much a factual book “here’s how Swedish people do it” but more of a thought-provoking treatise on how we can easily misinterpret other cultural norms. Read more » >>

Money Woes When Living Abroad

Tax reporting in Sweden is due by May 2, 2012. For the first time in my life, I will declare taxes in a foreign country. (I arrived in Sweden in late November 2011.) And by the way, taxes for 2011 were due in the US on April 15th and yes, I paid those as well since I spent the bulk of that year there.

But I didn’t know that for the tax year, 2012, when I (presumably) will only earn money in Sweden, I will also have to pay income taxes in the US. At least I think I will. It’s all rather murky and unclear.

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15 Thoughts and Impressions after Five Months in Sweden

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Most Swedish fences are for livestock, not for privacy. Photo by: Tony Töreklint/imagebank.sweden.se

 

I’ve done three of these “Impressions” lists and it’s interesting to see what popped out at me right away when I moved to Sweden and what I notice now after living here for five months. See links below to my other lists done after one week, six weeks, and three months.

1. You can’t count on a Swede saying anything when you sneeze. You know, like “God bless you” or “gesundheit.” There is the word “prosit” and my friends might say it when I sneeze but I notice people don’t say it much in my workplace nor on the commuter train.  Read more » >>