Last Thursday was Kristi himmelsfärds dag, aka Happy Jesus Christ’s Ascension to Heaven Day. Sometimes I feel like when it comes to religion, Sweden’s motto is this:
“Christianity—we’re not that into it, but we won’t say no to a day off from work.”
Or, even better, two days off from work, since a lot of people get the Friday in between Thursday’s holiday and the weekend off as wel. Long holiday, yeah!
Instead of loving having a random day off, however, I was mostly just grumpy.
There was a storm outside, a pile of unfinished work inside, and a bizarre assortment of half-eaten food in the refrigerator. The best Kristi himmelsfärds dag-related thing that happened all day was when I learned that its German name is “Christi Himmelfahrt.”
Nyuk. Nyuk. Nyuk. Himmelfahrt.
Here’s the thing: I didn’t have a real reason for being grumpy. I was tired and headachey and stuck inside because of the weather, but those are pretty mundane complaints. Nothing was wrong, really, and I know because I searched pretty hard for a concrete reason to justify being a total pain in the butt. But no, nothing. No excuse for being totally miserable except for the fact of being totally miserable.

Photo: Kate Reuterswärd
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